Saturday, November 3, 2007

Porn Star

The Book Cover Tag from the previous post reminded me of another name game. Take the name of your first pet and the name of the street on which you grew up, and you've got your porn star name. My official porn name would be Cuddles Lachine.

If I take my different pet's names and the street I was living on at the time, I can expand my list. I would have, in no particular order, the following names from which to choose:

  1. Biff Englewood
  2. Cierra Ventura
  3. Gertie Raymond
  4. Bustapher Rodman
  5. Coco Ellswood

I think these are way more creative than some of the names the porn stars of today are using. Not that I know any of these names. Except for one - and no, she is not a relative. I will leave it at that.

13 comments:

Ronia Nash said...

Soapy Douglas

CJ said...

OK Ronia, that works. I can imagine folks would be curious as to how ol' Soapy got his/her name. How about this for a movie title - Locker Room Fun starring Soapy Douglas?

Ronia Nash said...

Soapy is a good name I think.

CJ said...

I agree - it's a great name. "Pick Up The Soapy" could be another title. Oh man, make me stop.

CHEWY said...

Bitty Patch Delafield (cat)
Droopy Greentree (Basset Hound)
Spandex Portland (cat)
Polly & Ester Park (parakeets)
Orlon Houston (rat)

CJ said...

My vote from your list Chewy would be Spandex Portland. Although Orlon Houston is a close second.

CHEWY said...

I think "Bitty Patch Delafield" is kinda sexy. Especially with a little bikini trim.

CHEWY said...

Oh, can I take this post as a tag? It would be a fun one to pass along. I'll link you as the tagger.

Please, please, please?

CJ said...

Hey Chewy - Sorry for the delay. Long week at work. Anyway - sure you can pass this as a tag. I think that would be fun! Looking forward to see what folks come up with.

CJ said...

I had thought about making Bitty Patch Delafield my first pick, but than the word 'old bitty' popped into my head and scared me out of that choice. Your description is much better.

CHEWY said...

Oh goodie. Sometime next week.

Cristina said...

I know this is a late post but how about Lucy Rising Trail.

CJ said...

Cristina- I like it. Rising Trail is kind of sexy. "A Walk In The Woods", starring Lucy Rising Trail,Bitty Patch Delafield, Soapy Douglas and Coco Ellswood.