Porn Star

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The Book Cover Tag from the previous post reminded me of another name game. Take the name of your first pet and the name of the street on which you grew up, and you've got your porn star name. My official porn name would be Cuddles Lachine.

If I take my different pet's names and the street I was living on at the time, I can expand my list. I would have, in no particular order, the following names from which to choose:

  1. Biff Englewood
  2. Cierra Ventura
  3. Gertie Raymond
  4. Bustapher Rodman
  5. Coco Ellswood

I think these are way more creative than some of the names the porn stars of today are using. Not that I know any of these names. Except for one - and no, she is not a relative. I will leave it at that.

Comments

Martini Cartwheels said…
OK Ronia, that works. I can imagine folks would be curious as to how ol' Soapy got his/her name. How about this for a movie title - Locker Room Fun starring Soapy Douglas?
November 4, 2007 at 11:22 AM
Ronia Nash said…
Soapy is a good name I think.
November 4, 2007 at 4:35 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
I agree - it's a great name. "Pick Up The Soapy" could be another title. Oh man, make me stop.
November 4, 2007 at 7:35 PM
Anonymous said…
Bitty Patch Delafield (cat)
Droopy Greentree (Basset Hound)
Spandex Portland (cat)
Polly & Ester Park (parakeets)
Orlon Houston (rat)
November 5, 2007 at 1:17 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
My vote from your list Chewy would be Spandex Portland. Although Orlon Houston is a close second.
November 5, 2007 at 8:58 PM
Anonymous said…
I think "Bitty Patch Delafield" is kinda sexy. Especially with a little bikini trim.
November 6, 2007 at 3:34 PM
Anonymous said…
Oh, can I take this post as a tag? It would be a fun one to pass along. I'll link you as the tagger.

Please, please, please?
November 6, 2007 at 3:36 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
Hey Chewy - Sorry for the delay. Long week at work. Anyway - sure you can pass this as a tag. I think that would be fun! Looking forward to see what folks come up with.
November 9, 2007 at 11:05 AM
Martini Cartwheels said…
I had thought about making Bitty Patch Delafield my first pick, but than the word 'old bitty' popped into my head and scared me out of that choice. Your description is much better.
November 9, 2007 at 11:22 AM
Anonymous said…
Oh goodie. Sometime next week.
November 9, 2007 at 12:23 PM
Cristina said…
I know this is a late post but how about Lucy Rising Trail.
November 27, 2007 at 12:34 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
Cristina- I like it. Rising Trail is kind of sexy. "A Walk In The Woods", starring Lucy Rising Trail,Bitty Patch Delafield, Soapy Douglas and Coco Ellswood.
November 27, 2007 at 9:00 PM
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