Martini Cartwheels

I may have been exaggerating slightly when I told my one of my besties that there was such a thing as pumpkin spice tampons. I laughed so hard at her response however, that I had to change my pumpkin spice panty liner.

Is it just me or does anyone else find this commercial makes them smile? I think life should be about having more "WEEEEEEEE" days! Now go shake things up and have some fun today. That's an order!

Don't shoot the messenger. I didn't think of it - I just took the picture. And yes, I laughed when I read it. But so did my friends H and B (H is the hand model here). The other person we were with didn't think it was so funny. Wonder why?

This video was shot on the ferry on our way home from Provincetown. Blondie is well on her way, Stiffy's Boston accent is at its best, Lover Girl throws in her two cents, and Rizzo makes obscene gestures. Good times. Nice Blondie belch at 4min 50 sec in.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT LAST MARTINI, SO WE STUCK A FLOWER UP YOUR BUM

Those of you on Facebook have probably seen the latest status update going around - look up your name in Urban Dictionary and post the first definition as your status. Here is what I found for Cathy: The act of being extremely interesting, smart, cool, athletic, and just about every positive thing that a person can be. Wow you were so Cathy! I wish I were as Cathy as you! Man you are so Cathy. If I were that Cathy I'd probably would have a pretty Cathy life! Then I looked up CJ. I refuse to post the first definition. Here's the second, which I have edited: Receiving a "strong breeze occupation" while you are in a coma. I heard that Kiley gave Tim a CJ while Tim was recovering from that skiing accident. That is just not my thing if you know what I mean. No offense anyone. My favorite: Kick-ass red-headed female pirate. Will randomly break into dance on a bus or in the middle of the street. Likes to steal sweet and sour chicken from other pirates. Stubborn and very vio...

Yes, I too had an affair with Tiger. It was back a few years ago in the 100 Acre Wood, across the road from Piglet's house. Oh wait a minute - that was Tigger, not Tiger. Sorry about that. I should have remembered because while Tiger has Titleist balls with dimples, Tigger's are striped with fur.

I peed on my pants leg today at work. I'm a squatter. I know sitting on a public toilet will probably not bring me irreparable harm, but it just skeeves me to no end. Hovering can be tricky business however - one rogue stream as I had today and you've got yourself a pair of pee pee pants. Luckily this happened at the end of the day. It did prolong my day however, as I wanted to sit at my desk for a bit, hoping the spot would fade prior to my leaving the building. And, as it turns out, it was a particularly crowded day on the campus, with students moving in for the fall semester. Hopefully no one noticed as I quickly walked behind the buildings to the parking lot, glancing behind and down as I walked to make sure the offending spot was not standing out too much. Maybe I should keep a spare pair of pants in my office from now on.

This video gave me a good laugh. Must be because I am so f*#k$ng tired.