I Will Break The Seal
Sealed for my protection? That's great. Thank you for doing that. I'll just peel the paper right off and pop a couple of these fish oil pills. After all, have to keep that good cholesterol level going strong. Oops. Looks like that didn't work. Gosh darn it all. I'm tired, had a few beers, and all I really want to do is take these pills and hit the rack. What to do, what to do? Tweezers! Tweezers will work. I'll just make a nice little hole in the middle and pull from there. Or maybe I'll just rip the shit out of this seal for giving me such a freaking hassle at bed time. A sealed lid, under which the pills hid, should not mess with this tired kid. Sleep tight!