Martini Cartwheels

These are the cider donuts I mentioned on the last post. If you're like me, you may not always have the time or the inclination to grab an apple, wash it, and spend 5 minutes crunching away. That's why I love these little babies. They are made from cider, which of course is basically apples so they must be good for you. And a bag of six cider donuts weighs a lot less than a bag of six apples. Less weight in the bag, less weight in my body right? The weight difference also makes them easier to transport, whether I am carrying a half dozen in the saddlebags on my motorcycle or the saddlebags on my thighs. Yummy!

I bought this vibrating glove in Provincetown a couple of summers ago. Four of us went into the store, and three of us came out with one of these things. I don't know, maybe it was the demo. It actually felt pretty good when the sales woman gave us a little back and shoulder massage. Then again, she was wearing two of them and we had been out and about on the town all afternoon sampling cocktails from various establishments. And she was probably cute. This glove has been sitting in my t-shirt drawer ever since then. In actuality, it really doesn't give that great of a massage. And it sounds like a swarm of hornets. There are 5 little mini vibrators in it and you would swear you had just whacked open a hornet's nest when you turn it on (and that's on low speed). Ok, I know some of you are thinking at this point that maybe this really wasn't designed to be used on your neck. I'm not even going to go there. That's an even scarier thought. Can you even imagine t...