Thursday, November 24, 2016

My Thanksgiving Wish For You

There are so many things for which to be thankful for today. And one thing for which I and so many others are not. If you are still struggling with the results of this past election, here are few things that may help ease your pain.

  1. Meditate: Take some time for you. Find a quiet space, close your eyes, and breath deeply. 
  2. Exercise: Join a gym, go for a walk, move your body. Release that stress! Run as far as you can without stopping, perhaps all the way to Canada.
  3. Get back to nature: Hike the great outdoors. Find two sticks, about 5 inches in length. Now whittle the ends of those sticks into a nice sharp point and push them hard into your ear canal. Ahh...relief from the pain of the past few weeks.
  4. Take up a new hobby such as wine tasting. Buy yourself 7 cases of mixed varieties. Make notes on your favorites.  After the weekend, when you have depleted your stock, head back to the liquor store for 7 more cases and perhaps a wheel of cheese or two.
  5. Read a good book. My new favorites include "50 Turds A Day - Messages From The New Administration", and "Orange Is The New Hack", and "The Fart of The Steal - The Day America Lost Its Soul".
Wishing you all a very happy, safe, and fun filled holiday.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Double Entendre or Dirty Girl?

I have these soft, slightly furry, white balls that make a heck of a lot of noise when they bounce around. They create this banging sound whenever they bump against something. And when they are in use they get hot, very hot. The pouch I store them in is a little flimsy, but it does the trick. Keeps them from rolling around too much and getting away from me.

For those interested, I have posted a picture of them below:

Ok - now get your minds out of the gutter and carry on. Really people.