Things To Think About On Your Drive To Work
Thoughts that run through my head during my very long commute to work. I really shouldn't have bought that coffee at the start of my commute. How much pee does a medium size Dunkin' Donuts cup hold and can anyone see me if I crouch down in the back seat? Would I get my pants leg wet? Shit. I forgot to put on deodorant. I think. Why is that asshole driving so fast? Why is that asshole driving so slow? If I throw this fingernail out the window, will people think I 'm littering? Are low fat muffins really low fat? What can I blow my nose in? Every story on CNN is breaking news. I should have worn thinner socks today. Is it possible to get a sunburn through a car window? What the hell was that before it got run over by a semi? People in other parts of the country would eat that. Did I just pass a state trooper? Or as we say here, a "Statie". Also known as a "Troopah".