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I've received the email below from three different people. I no more believe it is for a school project than I believe Bill Gates is going to send me a dollar if I forward a particular chain email that mentions Microsoft. The first time I received it they almost had me. But by the time the second one arrived, I was just starting to get annoyed. Sorry, guys, it's quick and for a kid's school project! (And you are the ones I thought might follow through - either because you have kids you like science, or you're just plain nice.) This is for a science fair project. If you could do this I would appreciate it! DON'T ASK, JUST PLAY! Copy and paste this entire letter into a new e-mail (PLEASE do NOT hit FORWARD), then read the list of names below. If your name is on the list put a star* next to it. If not, then add your name (in alphabetical order), and do not put in a star. Send it to ten people and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Put your name in the subje...

I get a lot of nasty spam sent to my work email. Below is one of the most recent. If I could respond to the person that sent it, it might go something like this: Message ID Sender Subject Size(Bytes) Date Info Multiple Recipients 178915888 lorri-splosivo1suchmaschine Unlease that watering hose inside your pants 1434 2008-02-09 13:03:00 Potential Spam Dear Jerky, The watering hose is fine. I have put it away in the garage for the winter. Never did like storing it in my pants. I kept tripping on the end that went past the bottom of my jeans. Plus I didn't like getting my drawers wet if someone accidently turned it on. The weed whacker and leaf blower are good too and they say hello. Sincerely, CJ