Saturday, April 27, 2019

No Stud Anywhere To Be Found

Nailed it. Think I finally found the stud. And the screws, although stripped like a dancer at the Magic Lantern, are almost flush with the wall. Let's see what happens when I load this 7 foot tall case up with books. Stand back. Way back. 


Friday, April 12, 2019

To all my friends living in areas where there are windmill farms - please get yourself screened for windmill cancer. I heard the test is a real breeze.

Thursday, April 11, 2019

But Can You Juggle?

Went for a check up last month and found out I'm an inch shorter than I used to be.

Bought new shoes last week and found out I'm half a size bigger than I thought.

Apparently my height is decreasing while my feet are elongating. At this rate I'll eventually be 4 feet tall with size 15 shoes. Add a red nose and a wig and I can spend my golden years as a circus clown.