Sunday, July 27, 2008

Can I Give You A Hand With That?


I bought this vibrating glove in Provincetown a couple of summers ago. Four of us went into the store, and three of us came out with one of these things. I don't know, maybe it was the demo. It actually felt pretty good when the sales woman gave us a little back and shoulder massage. Then again, she was wearing two of them and we had been out and about on the town all afternoon sampling cocktails from various establishments. And she was probably cute.

This glove has been sitting in my t-shirt drawer ever since then. In actuality, it really doesn't give that great of a massage. And it sounds like a swarm of hornets. There are 5 little mini vibrators in it and you would swear you had just whacked open a hornet's nest when you turn it on (and that's on low speed).

Ok, I know some of you are thinking at this point that maybe this really wasn't designed to be used on your neck. I'm not even going to go there. That's an even scarier thought. Can you even imagine trying to brush the snow off your car with this thing? :)

21 comments:

Old Crone said...

Well, for snow brushing, you really must have two gloves to do it properly.

Blondie said...

I'm curious about the word on the glove. Is that some kind of advertising or perhaps subliminal message?

FUK.U.OK.U.

Does it translate to 'sucker'? for buying the dang thing?

I noticed you didn't mention the store you bought it in...

CJ said...

LOL OC. Yes, sometimes two gloves are better than one.

CJ said...

Hey Blondie - Yes, you are correct. That is exactly what it translates as.

The store? Oh,umm,let's see now. It was and adult version of Toys R Us. My friends made me go in.

SassyFemme said...

I think that may have been the same store the I blushed my way through.

Wendy said...

I got invited to some sex toy party and I swear they were selling a glove just like that!! You should list it on ebay. People pay big bucks for that stuff!!

Wendy said...

OMG!! I should have read the other posts to this before I commented. You dirty ho! LMAO that is a sex glove! Look at you being all coy in that you bought in "some store". I am rolling on the floor. It's for your neck...my aunt fanny!! LMAO

Ms. Creek said...

I have NEVER heard of a vibrating glove...maybe it is a blessing i live in Montana! haha

I think EBAY is a great idea! or keep it and get another one! lol

CJ said...

Hey Sassy - I find it's much easier to browse thorugh one of those shops after spending a couple of hours at Tea Dance. And bring friends with you - I wouldn't want to be caught wandering around in that store alone.

CJ said...

I agree Ms. Creek - the ebay suggestion is probably the best way to go. Maybe I could wrap it up and put it someone's stocking this year.

CJ said...

Wendy I swear the only places that thing has been are on a few shoulders and my dogs back! And no, she didn't like it either.

LOL about your comment.

MLC said...

Oh good glove - just give it a whirl (you don't have to blog about it).

I am not sure about ebay -- don't think there's much of a market for used sex toys *but* what do I know. It doesn't sound very appealing though.

The only used sex toy I want is Jackie Warner.

-janet

Shrinky said...

Why don't you run a blog competition and put it up as a prize? (Not that I want it, of course..)

CHEWY said...

Is it made of latex or vinyl? Can it be washed?

CHEWY said...

A glove on the hand is worth two in the bush? (yea, that's a lame attempt at being punny)

Cristina said...

Hey CJ, how 'bout the office auction. Now seriously, I would have to drink my way up and down Commercial to even window shop, forget the Tea Dance.

Cristina said...

Oh, and you went in kicking and screaming not really, but your hat pulled way down over your eyes so no one knew you were there.

CJ said...

MLC you have a good point. Guess I never considered it really 'used'. It's back to the drawer with it.

Now there's an idea Shrinky. There's got to be somebody out in blogland who would want it. I would hate to meet them however.

It's made of nylon Chewy. I don't know how it could even be washed. (Another reason not to use it for anything other than a backrub). LOL at you second comment.

Cristina it was those other girls begging me to go into the store with them. They came out with more goodies that I did (I think). Next time we are down there at the same time we should brave it together and check out both stores. (What do you mean you didn't know there were two?)

Blondie said...

My vote is for the office classifieds. If the used box of Taffy sold just imagine what the vibrating glove would fetch!

You could say it was a gift.

No one at work needs to know about our little store secret. What happens in blog stays in blog! lol

Velvet Ginger said...

omg! That's a new one on me!!!
I am with Chewy...I would prefer the washable version! This is hysterical!

Cristina said...

I will check it out with ya CJ after drinking my way up & down commercial st and some. Ya know, I'm kinda shy - LOL!!!