Can I Give You A Hand With That?
I bought this vibrating glove in Provincetown a couple of summers ago. Four of us went into the store, and three of us came out with one of these things. I don't know, maybe it was the demo. It actually felt pretty good when the sales woman gave us a little back and shoulder massage. Then again, she was wearing two of them and we had been out and about on the town all afternoon sampling cocktails from various establishments. And she was probably cute.
This glove has been sitting in my t-shirt drawer ever since then. In actuality, it really doesn't give that great of a massage. And it sounds like a swarm of hornets. There are 5 little mini vibrators in it and you would swear you had just whacked open a hornet's nest when you turn it on (and that's on low speed).
Ok, I know some of you are thinking at this point that maybe this really wasn't designed to be used on your neck. I'm not even going to go there. That's an even scarier thought. Can you even imagine trying to brush the snow off your car with this thing? :)
This glove has been sitting in my t-shirt drawer ever since then. In actuality, it really doesn't give that great of a massage. And it sounds like a swarm of hornets. There are 5 little mini vibrators in it and you would swear you had just whacked open a hornet's nest when you turn it on (and that's on low speed).
Ok, I know some of you are thinking at this point that maybe this really wasn't designed to be used on your neck. I'm not even going to go there. That's an even scarier thought. Can you even imagine trying to brush the snow off your car with this thing? :)
Comments
FUK.U.OK.U.
Does it translate to 'sucker'? for buying the dang thing?
I noticed you didn't mention the store you bought it in...
The store? Oh,umm,let's see now. It was and adult version of Toys R Us. My friends made me go in.
I think EBAY is a great idea! or keep it and get another one! lol
LOL about your comment.
I am not sure about ebay -- don't think there's much of a market for used sex toys *but* what do I know. It doesn't sound very appealing though.
The only used sex toy I want is Jackie Warner.
-janet
Now there's an idea Shrinky. There's got to be somebody out in blogland who would want it. I would hate to meet them however.
It's made of nylon Chewy. I don't know how it could even be washed. (Another reason not to use it for anything other than a backrub). LOL at you second comment.
Cristina it was those other girls begging me to go into the store with them. They came out with more goodies that I did (I think). Next time we are down there at the same time we should brave it together and check out both stores. (What do you mean you didn't know there were two?)
You could say it was a gift.
No one at work needs to know about our little store secret. What happens in blog stays in blog! lol
I am with Chewy...I would prefer the washable version! This is hysterical!