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Why The Recycle Men Hate Me
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So I missed a week and the recycles accumulated a bit. How in the world am I supposed to fit everything in that tiny little blue bucket provided by the town?
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Anonymous said…
Actually, the recyclable people come every other week so that there is more like 6 weeks worth of stuff!
I'm just jealous you have curbside recycling. We have no such luxury, although we do have a great dump site with lots of recycling options for toxic stuff, as well as the normal cardboard, alum and the like.
Anonymous said…
Dad bought 5 - $12 stickers for bulk pickup - the Big Y clerk only charged him $8 each. He put out his 5 items (without stickers) on Saturday (pick-up wasn't until Weds.) since his brother was in town to help him lug out the heavy junk.
5 minutes later a man in a truck took 4 of the items. A broken treadmill, another workout machine, a broken snowblower and a big table umbrella. So Dad then put out 4 more items. They disappeared. Then he put out 4 old wobbly wooden chairs. By now it was Wednesday, so he put the stickers on them. The regular garbage truck came along... took off the stickers and threw the chairs in with the regular trash and crushed them. Hmm? Looks like he didn't need to purchase the stickers afterall!
The fifth item that no one took? My old computer monitor. Not even the bulk pick-up would take it.
Anonymous said…
I think there must be an old monitor graveyard somewhere because no one seems to pick them up so where do they all go?
Wow! First off I had to play "where's waldo" to even find the blue bucket! You recycle though which is better than me. I'm too lazy to sort...I let the lady that lives down stairs come take my pop cans I put in a bag for her. Another neighbor takes my paper after I read it(I leave it for him, he doesn't break in or anything). I guess in a way I am recycling....in the lazy as possible way. If I had to haul it out to the curb it would be a deal breaker!
Chewy's story cracked me up! I was helping a friend move. (Really I was just there to get back all the shoes and clothes she had borrowed and never brought back..I am too lazy to help someone move!)Anyway we carried this heavy ass couch downstairs and sat it on the sidewalk until her brother pulled the truck around. We went back in to get something else, come back out and someone is loading up the couch! WTF? Appearantly sitting stuff on the sidewalk or by street means it is there for anyone to take. I would totally take the broken work out equipment though...it would be an excuse for people who aske me why I don't work out!
We get a giant blue container on wheels - it's bigger than the garbage can - and I still fill it. Same for yard waste.
We also have a place to take electronics - we just drive up and sit in the car - they unload it and we write down our name and address - same with batteries, paint, etc.
It's kind of cool as I remember paying for green waste bags at like a buck a pop in Nebraska - cost more than some small countries per capita income during the fall when the leaves fell. What a racket.
Thank you Rubye Jean. I'd be better if my bin was bigger :)
We are lucky OC. They come every other week so things tend to accumulate.
You have to pay for bulk pick-up here Chewy? In Boston, they would take just about anything. Well, I guess after what you said you don't actually have to pay for it here either. What did you end up doing with the monitor?
I try Shrinky. At least they took it all. I'm surprised they didn't drop half of it on the lawn.
I love the couch story Samantha. Can you imagine if you were too late and saw them driving away with it?
It is nice Ms. Creek to be able to just bring it out to the curb. Of course I never do it the night before and the recyle trucks comes at 7:00 AM. At least it gets me up at a decent hour!
Hey Hahn - That's it. Next time I go to CA I am stealing one of those giant blue containers. Better nail yours down.
Cristina - Would that be green monstah like at Fenway pahhk?
I should publish a book - The trouble I'd find. I think it is time for a Brewery night - Belle can you guys come out and play huh huh huh pweeease - I pwomice to not get thrown out or get you guys thrown out.
Chia seeds. My latest health kick, along with aloe vera juice. Have you had aloe vera juice? Not the flavored aloe drinks but the actual juice? It tastes like a combination of b.o. and gasoline. Needless to say, I only managed to drink a few ounces of the stuff. Blondie has been holding her nose and gulping it down. Back to the chia. It has lots of fiber, protein and omega 3 and it tastes pretty good. I throw it on oatmeal, yogurt, or add it to juice. The fun with the chia is that those black little seeds find places to hide out in your teeth for hours. After lunch, I go to the women's room for a smile check. Then a couple of hours later, while you are in a meeting, one little seed that has been hiding behind your 3rd molar decides to come front and center. Hit the bathroom before driving home and you realize you had a lovely black thing or two stuck in your choppers for the last half hour while presenting your point to group of colleagues. Now I understand why they make wh
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You know what's a pain in the ass? Shredding bills and bank statements. It's time consuming, it's messy, and one box of paper creates three trash bags full of 1.5 inch X .3 inch paper strips. I want my bills to now be sent on cheese. That way when I shred them, I can at least at do something with the by-product. Put it on a sandwich, throw it on some pasta, toss it on top of some corn chips - all of which is better than trying to shove 20 pounds of paper into a trash bag meant to hold no more than 10 pounds. Great nachos CJ! Why thank you. That's my electric bill you are eating. I shred everything. Cable bill? Shred that bad boy. Don't need anyone seeing what extras I rented (don't judge!). Phone bills? What if someone finds my itemized statement and starts crank calling my relatives? Shred it too! Retirement statements? No one has to know I need to work for another 70 years. Shred, shred, shred! Amazon receipts? Ohhhh no. None of your bees wax. Yes, I
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You need a bigger blue bucket.
5 minutes later a man in a truck took 4 of the items. A broken treadmill, another workout machine, a broken snowblower and a big table umbrella. So Dad then put out 4 more items. They disappeared. Then he put out 4 old wobbly wooden chairs. By now it was Wednesday, so he put the stickers on them. The regular garbage truck came along... took off the stickers and threw the chairs in with the regular trash and crushed them. Hmm? Looks like he didn't need to purchase the stickers afterall!
The fifth item that no one took? My old computer monitor. Not even the bulk pick-up would take it.
TVs too.
At least you make an effort, far more than I do. (Great pic, still laughing..)
Chewy's story cracked me up! I was helping a friend move. (Really I was just there to get back all the shoes and clothes she had borrowed and never brought back..I am too lazy to help someone move!)Anyway we carried this heavy ass couch downstairs and sat it on the sidewalk until her brother pulled the truck around. We went back in to get something else, come back out and someone is loading up the couch! WTF? Appearantly sitting stuff on the sidewalk or by street means it is there for anyone to take. I would totally take the broken work out equipment though...it would be an excuse for people who aske me why I don't work out!
We also have a place to take electronics - we just drive up and sit in the car - they unload it and we write down our name and address - same with batteries, paint, etc.
It's kind of cool as I remember paying for green waste bags at like a buck a pop in Nebraska - cost more than some small countries per capita income during the fall when the leaves fell. What a racket.
Thank you Rubye Jean. I'd be better if my bin was bigger :)
We are lucky OC. They come every other week so things tend to accumulate.
You have to pay for bulk pick-up here Chewy? In Boston, they would take just about anything. Well, I guess after what you said you don't actually have to pay for it here either. What did you end up doing with the monitor?
I try Shrinky. At least they took it all. I'm surprised they didn't drop half of it on the lawn.
I love the couch story Samantha. Can you imagine if you were too late and saw them driving away with it?
It is nice Ms. Creek to be able to just bring it out to the curb. Of course I never do it the night before and the recyle trucks comes at 7:00 AM. At least it gets me up at a decent hour!
Hey Hahn - That's it. Next time I go to CA I am stealing one of those giant blue containers. Better nail yours down.
Cristina - Would that be green monstah like at Fenway pahhk?
It is Green Monstahh any way u want it to be.