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The office in which I work has a design style that is known as Brutalist Modern. Ouch! Sounds painful to me. My desk however has a style that is known as Mannillafolderist Messiness. A kinder, gentler style I think, don't you?
Hey Robert - I always wondered what truck drivers kept in the cab to keep themselves amused on long hauls. I need commuting tips for my long drive.
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Just a couple of comments...
1. It's a little less messy than I would expect it to be 2. Why aren't you wearing your shoes? 3. Looks like your chair took a leak or a poo on the floor. 4. Why don't you put all of the papers on your desk that you are not using in that box on top of your cube? 5. What is in your lunch bag? 6. You need a bigger monitor. How do they expect a developer to get any work done using that little screen? 7. No pictures? Not even of the doggies? 8. You need more desk room to write.
I tried to get to 10 but as you can see I didn't quite make it.
Hey Blondie: 1)I think that's a compliment. 2)I went to the gym - I have on sneakers so I can run out the door faster. 3)They don't clean the place well. 4)I am using all those papers. 5)Protein bars,yogurt, and gin. 6)I don't do a lot of work. It's all smoke and mirrors. 7)I have two pictures, you just can't see them. They are of the Coors Lite Twins. 8)Yes, I do need more room.
I should take a picture of my "workstation" during this last minute push - you would wonder how in sams hill I know where anything is or anything gets done. It gets done because you will see travel coffee mug (with coffee), Coke (the beverage, and Monster Khaos drinks all over. I am going to have to detox (decaffienate) (I know I did not spell that right but oh well)after 4/15.
Heading back to Boston after a fun day in Ptown. We met Beverly Leslie (Leslie Jordan) from Will And Grace. Pics on Facebook to follow! - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone Location: United States
You know what's a pain in the ass? Shredding bills and bank statements. It's time consuming, it's messy, and one box of paper creates three trash bags full of 1.5 inch X .3 inch paper strips. I want my bills to now be sent on cheese. That way when I shred them, I can at least at do something with the by-product. Put it on a sandwich, throw it on some pasta, toss it on top of some corn chips - all of which is better than trying to shove 20 pounds of paper into a trash bag meant to hold no more than 10 pounds. Great nachos CJ! Why thank you. That's my electric bill you are eating. I shred everything. Cable bill? Shred that bad boy. Don't need anyone seeing what extras I rented (don't judge!). Phone bills? What if someone finds my itemized statement and starts crank calling my relatives? Shred it too! Retirement statements? No one has to know I need to work for another 70 years. Shred, shred, shred! Amazon receipts? Ohhhh no. None of your bees wax. Yes, I
I peed on my pants leg today at work. I'm a squatter. I know sitting on a public toilet will probably not bring me irreparable harm, but it just skeeves me to no end. Hovering can be tricky business however - one rogue stream as I had today and you've got yourself a pair of pee pee pants. Luckily this happened at the end of the day. It did prolong my day however, as I wanted to sit at my desk for a bit, hoping the spot would fade prior to my leaving the building. And, as it turns out, it was a particularly crowded day on the campus, with students moving in for the fall semester. Hopefully no one noticed as I quickly walked behind the buildings to the parking lot, glancing behind and down as I walked to make sure the offending spot was not standing out too much. Maybe I should keep a spare pair of pants in my office from now on.
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I'm not sure what style my office has...government leftovers??
I'd am curious to see what other treasures your cube holds.
This government building actually won some sort of design award. It's kind of stark - plain gray cement walls and hardly any carpeting.
1. It's a little less messy than I would expect it to be
2. Why aren't you wearing your shoes?
3. Looks like your chair took a leak or a poo on the floor.
4. Why don't you put all of the papers on your desk that you are not using in that box on top of your cube?
5. What is in your lunch bag?
6. You need a bigger monitor. How do they expect a developer to get any work done using that little screen?
7. No pictures? Not even of the doggies?
8. You need more desk room to write.
I tried to get to 10 but as you can see I didn't quite make it.
Overall, not a bad work area. :)
1)I think that's a compliment.
2)I went to the gym - I have on sneakers so I can run out the door faster.
3)They don't clean the place well.
4)I am using all those papers.
5)Protein bars,yogurt, and gin.
6)I don't do a lot of work. It's all smoke and mirrors.
7)I have two pictures, you just can't see them. They are of the Coors Lite Twins.
8)Yes, I do need more room.