It's Me, Weally
This is WiiJ. I don't own a Wii, but I have some friends that do and this is the Wii character they created for me. Those who have seen WiiJ say she bears a strong resemblance to me. Although they also agree that the smirk makes my character looks as though she has had a mini stroke. Those two round objects next to the bowling ball are hands. If they were something else, than that would definitely be a misrepresentation.