April Fool
Boy, that line for the bathroom was long. Thankfully Chewy knocked on the door when she did.
I'm not one to play practical jokes on people. In fact, I think most practical jokes suck. However, I did think of one thing that might give me a chuckle next week on April Fool's Day.
I would love to find a Bigfoot costume and walk across my back-40 property and across the fields behind my neighbor's houses. I'm laughing now just thinking about it. I can just picture them looking out their kitchen windows, yelling for their somone to get them a camera. Oh man, I would pee myself.
There's a good chance however, that I would probably get shot at if I ever attempted this. That's a high price to pay for entertaining myself. Besides, summer will be here shortly and my neighbors will get enough of a scare when I throw on my bathing suit. And since I've gone all winter without shaving, I wouldn't need a Bigfoot costume.*
*Kidding about the shaving, really!
I'm not one to play practical jokes on people. In fact, I think most practical jokes suck. However, I did think of one thing that might give me a chuckle next week on April Fool's Day.
I would love to find a Bigfoot costume and walk across my back-40 property and across the fields behind my neighbor's houses. I'm laughing now just thinking about it. I can just picture them looking out their kitchen windows, yelling for their somone to get them a camera. Oh man, I would pee myself.
There's a good chance however, that I would probably get shot at if I ever attempted this. That's a high price to pay for entertaining myself. Besides, summer will be here shortly and my neighbors will get enough of a scare when I throw on my bathing suit. And since I've gone all winter without shaving, I wouldn't need a Bigfoot costume.*
*Kidding about the shaving, really!
Comments
.... you put on the Big Foot costume... go out to the back 40... and hump the moose out there!!
The neighbors would LOVE it!
lmao
"I'm not one to play practical jokes on people."
Yea, right!
VelvetGinger - No worries. You can ignore the moose!
Hey Chewy - Honest, I'm not a prankster. I just find a lot of stupid things funny :) Wait - does posting old photos on my blog of unsuspecting relatives count as a prank?