It Gets The Hose Again
I get a lot of nasty spam sent to my work email. Below is one of the most recent. If I could respond to the person that sent it, it might go something like this:
Message ID Sender
Subject Size(Bytes) Date Info Multiple Recipients
178915888 lorri-splosivo1suchmaschine
Unlease that watering hose inside your pants
1434 2008-02-09 13:03:00 Potential Spam
Dear Jerky,
The watering hose is fine. I have put it away in the garage for the winter. Never did like storing it in my pants. I kept tripping on the end that went past the bottom of my jeans. Plus I didn't like getting my drawers wet if someone accidently turned it on.
The weed whacker and leaf blower are good too and they say hello.
Sincerely,
CJ
Message ID Sender
Subject Size(Bytes) Date Info Multiple Recipients
178915888 lorri-splosivo1suchmaschine
Unlease that watering hose inside your pants
1434 2008-02-09 13:03:00 Potential Spam
Dear Jerky,
The watering hose is fine. I have put it away in the garage for the winter. Never did like storing it in my pants. I kept tripping on the end that went past the bottom of my jeans. Plus I didn't like getting my drawers wet if someone accidently turned it on.
The weed whacker and leaf blower are good too and they say hello.
Sincerely,
CJ
Comments
If I bought into it all that spam I would have a mile long erect penis wrapped in Rolex watches.
For some reason they all think I'm a male gambler with a small appendage.
"Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!"
Creepy!!