I get a lot of nasty spam sent to my work email. Below is one of the most recent. If I could respond to the person that sent it, it might go something like this:
Message ID Sender
Subject Size(Bytes) Date Info Multiple Recipients
Unlease that watering hose inside your pants
1434 2008-02-09 13:03:00 Potential Spam
The watering hose is fine. I have put it away in the garage for the winter. Never did like storing it in my pants. I kept tripping on the end that went past the bottom of my jeans. Plus I didn't like getting my drawers wet if someone accidently turned it on.
The weed whacker and leaf blower are good too and they say hello.