Friday, February 15, 2008

It Gets The Hose Again

I get a lot of nasty spam sent to my work email. Below is one of the most recent. If I could respond to the person that sent it, it might go something like this:

Message ID Sender
Subject Size(Bytes) Date Info Multiple Recipients
178915888 lorri-splosivo1suchmaschine
Unlease that watering hose inside your pants
1434 2008-02-09 13:03:00 Potential Spam

Dear Jerky,

The watering hose is fine. I have put it away in the garage for the winter. Never did like storing it in my pants. I kept tripping on the end that went past the bottom of my jeans. Plus I didn't like getting my drawers wet if someone accidently turned it on.

The weed whacker and leaf blower are good too and they say hello.

Sincerely,

CJ

14 comments:

Robert said...

nothing like a little spam control on your e mail..some of them are so ridicupous it's funny..I just won 1,000,000 U.S. all I had to do is give my bnk account # and my piin so they could transfer it from the bank of Kurdistan....:)))

drowning pisces said...

Heh.. like Robert, I too have been winning lottery after lottery. I think I've won the Irish lottery 5 times in the last week! But then... the orphan from africa wrote needing my help... so there went all my millions.

Blondie said...

"It puts the lotion on its skin... or it gets the hose again." Classic line from Silence of the Lambs. (LOVE Jodi!!!)

CHEWY said...

I get tons of spam at work also. We have a registration/quote box at our website. I wish they would remove the box. Nothing positive ever comes of it. Anyway...

If I bought into it all that spam I would have a mile long erect penis wrapped in Rolex watches.

CJ said...

Hey Robert - So what are you going to do with your million? Aren't those emails crazy?

CJ said...

Hi Pisces - Seems you like you and Robert get money spam. I seem to get things that involve casino gambling and well, should I just say things that lie below the belt. And the worst part is, I only get them at work.

CJ said...

LOL Chewy. Two things I know I will never have no matter how many spammers try to tell me otherwise!

For some reason they all think I'm a male gambler with a small appendage.

CJ said...

Great movie reference Blonide. I love Silence of the Lambs although it still scares me every time I watch it.

"Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!"

Creepy!!

CHEWY said...

CJ, There's an award for you at my blog.

velvetginger said...

I came from Chewy's place...very nice blog!

CJ said...

Hi VelvetGinger. Thank you for visiting!

Charles Gramlich said...

Funny post indeed. I thought at first the blog title was Martini Chronicles and thought "shades of Ray Bradbury."

CJ said...

Hey Charles - Thank you very much. I appreciate the visit.

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