Forking Fantastic

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Another blog gift pic has been sent to me via email and I just couldn't resist adding some comments:




1. Could you please pass the kiddie h'orderve?

2. Can you get me a new fork? This one has something on it.

3. Response to 2 - Well, I tried to wash it but I couldn't fit him in the dishwasher.

4. The "I've got your nose" game seems to have gone a little too far.

5. Little Billy won the pie eating contest by a nose.

6. Does anyone have 4 marshmallows?

7. That's the problem with buffets - not enough hands to carry everything back to the table.

8. You think that's bad. You should see where the spoon is.

9. It's all fun and games until someone gets a fork through the nose. Then it's just fun.

10. What the fork?

No worries my friends, the little bugger turned out to be ok:

Comments

Velvet Ginger said…
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
Raising 4 children I thought I had seen it all...not that!
I have to say "For Fork Sake!" (ffs)
June 12, 2008 at 6:45 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
LOL! Good one RJ! I do feel sorry for the poor thing. Couldn't have been much fun.

Great new pic by the way!
June 12, 2008 at 7:08 PM
Janet said…
You are a twisted sista!

-j.
June 12, 2008 at 8:12 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
J - I really need to get more sleep. I think it's affecting my brain.
June 12, 2008 at 9:19 PM
Anonymous said…
ow ow ow ow!
I had to close my eyes and scroll down.
June 12, 2008 at 10:17 PM
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