1. Could you please pass the kiddie h'orderve?
2. Can you get me a new fork? This one has something on it.
3. Response to 2 - Well, I tried to wash it but I couldn't fit him in the dishwasher.
4. The "I've got your nose" game seems to have gone a little too far.
5. Little Billy won the pie eating contest by a nose.
6. Does anyone have 4 marshmallows?
7. That's the problem with buffets - not enough hands to carry everything back to the table.
8. You think that's bad. You should see where the spoon is.
9. It's all fun and games until someone gets a fork through the nose. Then it's just fun.
10. What the fork?
No worries my friends, the little bugger turned out to be ok: