Here's an interesting texting typo I created last week: And if airline seats get any smaller, I can see this being an actual problem. Can you imagine? I'm sorry ma'am, but there is no way both of you can seat in one seat. You will have to purchase an additional ticket for "her". What would happen then? Would she want the window or middle seat? That's assuming she would even want to sit next to me. I mean, we are together 24/7 so she may want a little alone time, out in the open air, where she is free of any restraint. And what if she is chatty, flapping her lips the whole time? I'm not a big talker when I travel, preferring instead to bury my head in a magazine so I can take my mind off the flight and enjoy my Ativan. I imagine the conversation going as such: She: I hate that bike seat at spin class. You have no idea what it's like. Me: Spin class is only 50 minutes. You can handle it. I bought you padded shorts. Those weren't
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I have enjoyed reading your blog and I look forward to it every day.
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-janet
I thoroughly enjoy your blog. Usually you make me laugh... but that poor child with the fork is the first time you ever made me cringe.
Your posts are always
fun & different,
enlightening & entertaining,
alwats a pleasure.
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I am so thankful for getting to know you all this past year. Blog buddies rock!