Best In Show

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The car in front of me had a bumper sticker which read "I (heart) My German Shepherd". How nice I thought, another dog lover. Except the driver of this car was not your typical dog owner. Instead of picture of a dog to the right of the caption, there was a man. That's odd I thought, must be the trainer or maybe the owner. No dog whistle though. And he looks strangely familiar. An older gentleman, smiling - where I have I seen this face?! Is that the...? Why yes, I think it is the Pope. Ahh, German Shepherd, I get it now.

So I decided I am creating my own sticker. On it will be a picture of me, lounging by the pool, with Belle and Stiffy approaching from the background, fetching a tray of beer and snacks for me to enjoy. And under the picture the caption will read - "I Love My Golden Retrievers".

Comments

Anonymous said…
Very clever, CJ. Very. I love it! Golden Retrievers tee hee!

(I think it is party bus time again!!!)
June 11, 2008 at 6:58 AM
Cristina said…
That's priceless
June 11, 2008 at 4:14 PM
Velvet Ginger said…
Hysterical!!!!! LOVE IT!
June 11, 2008 at 4:36 PM
Anonymous said…
ah... i have an irish setter i'm kind of fond of. lol.
June 11, 2008 at 9:03 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
Thanks Belle. Now where's my beer?
June 12, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
Thank you RJ and Cristina. After seeing that sticker my mind just kept thinking about different dog breeds.
June 12, 2008 at 3:07 PM
Anonymous said…
Too funny cj!
June 12, 2008 at 10:16 PM
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