I peed on my pants leg today at work. I'm a squatter. I know sitting on a public toilet will probably not bring me irreparable harm, but it just skeeves me to no end. Hovering can be tricky business however - one rogue stream as I had today and you've got yourself a pair of pee pee pants. Luckily this happened at the end of the day. It did prolong my day however, as I wanted to sit at my desk for a bit, hoping the spot would fade prior to my leaving the building. And, as it turns out, it was a particularly crowded day on the campus, with students moving in for the fall semester. Hopefully no one noticed as I quickly walked behind the buildings to the parking lot, glancing behind and down as I walked to make sure the offending spot was not standing out too much. Maybe I should keep a spare pair of pants in my office from now on.
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Okay probably won't get that so how 'bout a gilled cheese w/ extra cheese, sliced beefsteak tomato & bacon with katsup for dipping. Ruffles and a diet coke.
**note to self re: lunch tomorrow**
Hmmm... did I forget anything? Maybe a glass of ice water too. And maybe a diet pepsi vanilla because afterall it is my last meal so I may as well try to get everything that I like. Right? Come to think of it... I would also like some See's Peanut Brittle (the best in the world!).
Gotta go stuff my gob now... this is making me hungry! lol
so i had to comment, not just because i follow rita everywhere. she has good taste. except for that bacon thing.
and, ummm, marion's pizza, deluxe, w/a side of mike sell's green onion potato chips. oreos and milk.
Lynt - Can't say that I've heard of mike sell's green onion potato chips but I would love to try them. I'm pretty sure lazywoman's lobster scampi is the same thing as shrimp scampi but with lobster meat. Yummy!
I see Rita is a sandwich fan like myself!
Hey Ronia - How about some chowda with your lobstah?