Embarrassing Work Moment # 95
This is a picture of my hand resting on my desk at work. The time - approximately 2:30 pm. I wonder just how long has that dryer sheet been sticking out of the end of my sweater?
Chia Head
Chia seeds. My latest health kick, along with aloe vera juice. Have you had aloe vera juice? Not the flavored aloe drinks but the actual juice? It tastes like a combination of b.o. and gasoline. Needless to say, I only managed to drink a few ounces of the stuff. Blondie has been holding her nose and gulping it down. Back to the chia. It has lots of fiber, protein and omega 3 and it tastes pretty good. I throw it on oatmeal, yogurt, or add it to juice. The fun with the chia is that those black little seeds find places to hide out in your teeth for hours. After lunch, I go to the women's room for a smile check. Then a couple of hours later, while you are in a meeting, one little seed that has been hiding behind your 3rd molar decides to come front and center. Hit the bathroom before driving home and you realize you had a lovely black thing or two stuck in your choppers for the last half hour while presenting your point to group of colleagues. Now I understand why they make wh
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that positioning makes it look like a tissue for your drippy nose.
:-)
:o)
Jude - they have liquid stuff? That might be better for me!
Monkey, I'm hoping not too many. Oh, I'm really hoping.
Definitely Solo! That will be my next trick.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one Lesbo. Hoping I don't do that again soon.
Ha! That's funny Small Town. Well, I guess a spare is good to have.
Hey What Plans! I haven't had this mishap with the pants yet but I don't doubt that will happen.
Not quite yet Ellie, but I'm getting to that point.
LOL Shrinky. Stipping does sound kind of kinky doesn't it. Please tell me you didn't have that experience with the knickers personally...
Hey CJ! I'm not sure what is worse - the zipper or the tp!
that made my day!
It reminds me of the time I was sitting in my boss's office, wearing a pant suit.
I had one leg crossed on top of the other and while sitting there chatting, I noticed something sticking out from under the cuff of my pant leg.
I started a gentle tug and found that I was in middle of no return and had to proceed to pull out a full pair of panyhose stuffed up my leg. It felt like a two-bit magic act. How the hell could I have not felt that before!?
We both had a good laugh.
Sherrill, Montreal