I peed on my pants leg today at work. I'm a squatter. I know sitting on a public toilet will probably not bring me irreparable harm, but it just skeeves me to no end. Hovering can be tricky business however - one rogue stream as I had today and you've got yourself a pair of pee pee pants. Luckily this happened at the end of the day. It did prolong my day however, as I wanted to sit at my desk for a bit, hoping the spot would fade prior to my leaving the building. And, as it turns out, it was a particularly crowded day on the campus, with students moving in for the fall semester. Hopefully no one noticed as I quickly walked behind the buildings to the parking lot, glancing behind and down as I walked to make sure the offending spot was not standing out too much. Maybe I should keep a spare pair of pants in my office from now on.
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that positioning makes it look like a tissue for your drippy nose.
:-)
:o)
Jude - they have liquid stuff? That might be better for me!
Monkey, I'm hoping not too many. Oh, I'm really hoping.
Definitely Solo! That will be my next trick.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one Lesbo. Hoping I don't do that again soon.
Ha! That's funny Small Town. Well, I guess a spare is good to have.
Hey What Plans! I haven't had this mishap with the pants yet but I don't doubt that will happen.
Not quite yet Ellie, but I'm getting to that point.
LOL Shrinky. Stipping does sound kind of kinky doesn't it. Please tell me you didn't have that experience with the knickers personally...
Hey CJ! I'm not sure what is worse - the zipper or the tp!
that made my day!
It reminds me of the time I was sitting in my boss's office, wearing a pant suit.
I had one leg crossed on top of the other and while sitting there chatting, I noticed something sticking out from under the cuff of my pant leg.
I started a gentle tug and found that I was in middle of no return and had to proceed to pull out a full pair of panyhose stuffed up my leg. It felt like a two-bit magic act. How the hell could I have not felt that before!?
We both had a good laugh.
Sherrill, Montreal