Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I See London, I See France, Looks Like CJ Wet Her Pants

I carry a back-pack to work. I guess you could call it my lesbian purse. Inside the back-pack are notebooks in which I track my work, my planner, and miscellaneous items like my water bottle. 

As I approached my building today, I could feel the back of my pants were wet. Apparently the little do-hickey thingy (technical term) for my water bottle popped off without me noticing. The bottle had leaked in the back-pack and onto my backside, wetting all my notebooks and my pants.

So glad I wore khakis today. I hid in my office, wearing my fleece jacket, until I felt the spot had dried and it was safe to come out.  

Earlier this week, I finished my yogurt before I realized the spoon I was using was one I pulled out of the waste basket so it could be recycled. And you all know about the poop on my pillow.

Tomorrow I'm thinking of walking around campus with a booger hanging out my nose. Or maybe with my fly down. Or perhaps I could just fart loudly at a team meeting.  Stay tuned for my next trick.


7 comments:

Jude said...

Get this week over, just for you. Good luck tomorrow.

Ms. Creek said...

i think they are all freudian slips oozing from your subconscious mind... lol

LilliGirl said...

Good Lord, you need a reprieve!

lesbo said...

Ouch. Not the best week, eh?
I love that you called your backpack a "lesbian purse" LOL a friend of mine carries one and that's what I call it, too.

chewy said...

I'm so glad I can laugh with you... although... if I was present... I would probably laugh AT you! - Thanks for bringing back the cj humor that I so love.

ps thanks for all the sweet comments you recently left on my blog.

SOLO said...

Oh, CJ Honey, you definitely win the prize for biggest belly laff of the day!!!
Thanks. I needed that!


....STILL laffing!

karen said...

OMG, I have tears in my eyes! Hilarious.