Irene Quote Of The Day Saturday November 7,2009

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Talked to my 84 year old mother this morning. When I asked her what she was doing, I got the following response:

"I'm doing a big load. Of laundry, not shit."

Good to know.

Comments

Mon said…
OMG...Gotta love Irene!
November 7, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Ronia Nash said…
Reminds me of this guy:


http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
November 7, 2009 at 1:30 PM
Kel said…
Love those Irene quote of the day posts!
November 7, 2009 at 3:38 PM
lynt said…
Senior moments have their value...
November 8, 2009 at 9:16 AM
Anonymous said…
Thanks for sharing--we laughed right outloud! H&B
November 9, 2009 at 8:52 PM
Ellie Creek Ellis said…
Good to hear she still has her humor and wit!
November 16, 2009 at 3:52 PM
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