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If an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, what happens?



Knock Knock?

Who's There?

The SUV you just backed into jackass.

Who looks behind them at at 6:00AM in the morning as they are backing out the driveway? Apparently not me! FML.


Comments

Blondie said…
Now that's what I call a 'Double Whammy'. Not only do we have to pay for ONE car repair but we have to pay for TWO car repairs.

Oh well. What can ya do? C'est l'evie.
November 3, 2009 at 8:41 PM
FemmeFairyGodmother said…
*smirk* Dude. Really? Probably you need a yellow car or something. Or perhaps, oh, outdoor lights? At least you didn't back into the grocery store like SOMEONE I could mention!
November 3, 2009 at 9:04 PM
two cat scene said…
ouch! and looks like someone has been watching Imagine Me & You! When do goldfish sleep?
November 3, 2009 at 9:19 PM
Unknown said…
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November 4, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Anonymous said…
Wham bam thank you ma'am.
November 4, 2009 at 9:32 PM
aneke said…
I hit a tree once.

And it's not like I didn't know it was there. Not like its hard to miss. Not like its a stationary object.

No idea how that happened.
November 5, 2009 at 4:19 AM
Mel's Way or No Way said…
That sucks! My honey backed into the tree in our front yard last weekend. I guess she forgot it was there. It's a bad week for cars.
November 5, 2009 at 11:53 PM
CJ said…
Hey! I just saw your comment on someone else's blog and had to stop by and say hi....from one CJ to another!
November 6, 2009 at 4:23 PM
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