And This Little Piggy Said You're A Klutz

Yes, I fell in the basement last December and hurt my knee. Yes, I fell down the stairs in May and sprained my foot. Yes, I was wearing flip-flops this weekend and caught my pinky toe on a post in the ground that's used to keep the hose from tangling. Yes, I have disability insurance. Why do you ask?
Comments
be careful? or get some football padding.
You might want to wear your steel toed biker boots as well, Hon!
I hope you realize that by the end of this year, we will have a sufficient collage of your body parts to make a full portrait!
totally agree--never let your insurance lapse.
heal quickly, woman!
Weird word verificaiton today:
mingsi