Blondie's Bowls Terrify Child

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The young child looked on in horror as Billy admired Blondie's bowls. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - nothing good ever happens at the Hu Ke Lau after 10:00 pm. Nice volcanoes there Blondie. Just how active is Mt. Scorpion Bowl?


Comments

Ellie Creek Ellis said…
omg, lol

"WE'll throw our nets, out into the sea..." Do you know the Hu Ke Lau song?
July 2, 2009 at 9:30 AM
Anonymous said…
Awesome! That was a fun night! h&b
July 2, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Anonymous said…
The sting of the Scorpion!
July 2, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Solo said…
Dude, you so crack me up.

btw...bad news...I've canceled my trip to P'town. It's a work thing.
July 2, 2009 at 6:49 PM
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