Not so straight up with a twist, a dose of irreverent nonsense awaits.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
And This Little Piggy Said You're A Klutz
Yes, I fell in the basement last December and hurt my knee. Yes, I fell down the stairs in May and sprained my foot. Yes, I was wearing flip-flops this weekend and caught my pinky toe on a post in the ground that's used to keep the hose from tangling. Yes, I have disability insurance. Why do you ask?