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I don't know if bears like to shit in the woods but I do know this. Birds love to shit all over my patio. Now how can I enjoy a moonlit skinny dip this evening in the pool if I'm surrounded by poo? I can't. That's why I just spent the past half hour hosing down the Wet Spot area (minds out of the gutters please ladies).
And to top it all off, I saw a fox in the yard next door checking me out while I was doing it. And not the two legged variety either.
Anyway, feeling much better now that I vented. Now please excuse while I go vacuum the Wet Spot in preparation for tonight's activities. Because no one likes to play in the Wet Spot when it's dirty.
6 comments:
You've definitely been on your Comedy "A" Game lately!!!! WooHoo, CJ!!
Hope that Wet Spot works out for ya.
be careful sucking, i mean vacuuming the WS....still looking at your foot.
I would LOVE to spend some time in your Wet Spot :o) Hahahaha. Oh hell, i can't even keep a straight face with that one
You duhtty duhtty girl.
*snort* I just sent diet coke out my nose...I love that wet spot sign, I need to get myself one of those! I think MA and MT are on the same weather pattern, we haven't seen summer yet either, but I did just get a new cooler for my new place, so bring it on!!! Bring on that wet spot!
i love this wet spot game!
please, feel free to share stories about your wet spot with us ANYtime.
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