For her next short program performance on the driveway rink, perhaps my sister should attempt an axel jump or camel spin instead.
I must shovel the snow, I insist!
She said as she shook her closed fist.
Not heeding advice,
She slipped on the ice,
And now has a green cast on her wrist.
She said as she shook her closed fist.
Not heeding advice,
She slipped on the ice,
And now has a green cast on her wrist.
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Dear God:
I would just like to thank you again for allowing me to live in Georgia, where snow and ice are things we only hear about or see once a decade.
Amen.
LOL!
Good thing you're not in Massachusetts today. It started snowing last night and it is still coming down this morning.
cj,
You should write that limerick on her cast.
I see grace is a biological trait in your family. Drink more and you may stay upright.
Hey Chewy - That's a great idea. She is having surgery on her wrist today so perhaps this weekend she will need a little diddy to spice up that cast.
Hi Cristina - LOL. Yes, we tend to take a tumble now and again, and that is before any martinis. I love your suggestion and I think it would probably work!
White Cosmo's baby - keep me as "straight" up as I can possibly be. How about a martini w/ Lemoncello, champagne and a premium vodka (that sounds too good and it is way to early in the morning - NOT - to be thinking about a martini).
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