A Cheer For Autumn

Pumpkin this and pumpkin that,
Fall is here and I feel fat.
Cider donuts, apple pies,
Adding inches to my thighs.
Football snacks and mugs of beer,
Up a size oh dear, oh dear.
It's time to stop, it's time to quit,
I think I felt my pants just split.
Yeah Fall!!!!!!
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With my pom-poms
Rah-rah-rah!
BOO-YA!