Going to the rink with Stiffy was a real eye opener. There were boys, there were girls, there were two year olds (not making this up) that were all getting dressed to practice. Here is the list of the required gear:
Shorts - with built in protection for the family jewels
Long stockings that velcro to the shorts and go from thighs to ankles
More shorts that go over the other shorts with padding for kidneys
Big shirt that covers all of the above
You rock Stiffy. I don't know how you keep it all together.