I'll Take The Former

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FEAST

wake up in my house|feed the dog|get dressed|shovel snow|take shower|sign into work|eat breakfast|work on upgrade|debug code|analyze security|plan meetings|eat lunch|more work|feed dog|read mail|put clothes away|facebook|blog|pay bills|work some more|watch television|go to bed|read|fall asleep

OR

wake up in the nursing home|eat breakfast|sit|eat lunch|nap|sit|eat dinner|sit|go to bed|fall asleep

FAMINE

Comments

SquirtyB said…
My mom used to work at a nursing home. She said one resdient man used to hump the staff if he saw them bent over doing something. He could add 'hump random people' to his list.

I wish nursing homes could be different...
January 27, 2011 at 10:06 PM
Taradharma said…
okay, yeah, all right, I'd rather do all this daily bullcrap that do the daily nursing home bullcrap. But maybe when I'm ready for a nursing home, I won't even think of it as bullcrap. I've been to good ones, and to not-so-good ones. Sure, I'd rather be at home, but sometimes that is just not reality.

Is this a sort of 'count your blessings' post, or what?! :-)
January 28, 2011 at 12:02 AM
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