Not so straight up with a twist, a dose of irreverent nonsense awaits.
the first photo looks like a dead animal...thank gawd it was only a dead banana! Ugh!
Yep. Those things are nasty after leaving them in your bag or pocket. And the smell is GROSS.
Ha ha I left one on my desk at work before taking a four day weekend! Really looking forward to that tomorrow morning.
I thought it was a hook and bait in the bag at first, but then thought, why would you have THAT in the bag. Ahhh, a very very bad banana. Makes sense now.
I totally knew what that was...I found one in a project room I inherited once.
I also thought the first pic might be an animal of some sort, and then thought hopefully the bag is washable. Then saw the real culprit & read your poem and almost peed my pants! Still hope the bag is washable.dammit, forgot my password againBarb
It was not a nice surprise Tara.Thanks Ronia. I wanted to add the line "Take a bite, if you dare. I'll wind up on your underwear" but I thought that might be too fresh.And it took me over a week to notice KMae. Glad I was working from home yesterday.Update Susan! Did you find it or did someone toss it out for you before you got to it?Very bad indeed Jude. Naughty banana. Hey - that should be a strip club name.Oh Lilli! It's bad enough when it is your own but to inherit someone else's is very bad!The bag survived Barb, thank you. A little cleaning up and airing out and all is well!
hahahahahahaha! I brought a banana with me to the drive-in one time. Forgot about it and it got all squished in the blankets.
This post made me deliriously happy.
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