I Won't Make This Mistake Again (Hopefully)
I found a nice little surprise in my work backpack this morning. Any guesses as to what this may be?
It's not baby food, apple sauce, or poo.
It smelled bad.
I'm a Dole Banana and I'm here to say,
I rotted in your bag while you were away.
I was green in the store when I was sold,
But now I'm all nasty and covered with mold.