Nature's Organ

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Of all the places this fungus could pick,
It was in my yard it decided to stick.
There will be no prize,
For it's shape or it's size.
In fact the look of it is making me sick.



Ok, fess up. Who thought I was going to rhyme pick with trick?

Comments

dykewife said…
heh

i wonder if it's edible?
September 30, 2008 at 12:55 AM
Janet said…
Ewwww - better your house then mine.

j.
September 30, 2008 at 8:43 AM
John Gascot said…
Even I can't muster up anything nice to say about this "member".
September 30, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Anonymous said…
I wonder if Chewy could write a Haiku about that one?!?! LOL
September 30, 2008 at 12:02 PM
McMeaty said…
Are you sure Eleana Bobbit hasn't struck again? If not, what kind of fertilizer do you use for that thing?
September 30, 2008 at 3:55 PM
Anonymous said…
LOL!
Don't prick your finger pulling it out.
September 30, 2008 at 8:33 PM
Anonymous said…
hands down, best laugh i've read today. now if only my comment could have been as funny as chewy's.
September 30, 2008 at 10:12 PM
Shannon said…
LOL! That was great. The poem, not the photos.

They made me sick, too.
October 1, 2008 at 6:31 AM
Velvet Ginger said…
Good Gawd!!!!!!
lol@the word Chewy used!
October 1, 2008 at 6:16 PM
Anonymous said…
ewwwwwww!
October 2, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Martini Cartwheels said…
Edible? No way Dykewife am I getting close enough to find out!

I don't think this needs fertilizer McMeaty. It has no problem with growth apparently.

I'm not sure I have the balls to touch it Chewy, never mind give it a good yank to get it out of the ground.
October 4, 2008 at 10:20 AM
Anonymous said…
put a condom on it, those things should never be running around loose like that!
October 6, 2008 at 3:35 PM
SassyFemme said…
I second KittyLitter's ewwwww
October 6, 2008 at 8:00 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
I would Otter but I'm afraid to get that close to it. Thank you for stopping by!
October 11, 2008 at 8:55 PM
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