Wednesday, August 20, 2008

A Tisket, A Tasket, My Friend Stiffy's Basket


Stiffy, you know I love you. But I can't hold back from commenting on this thing I found last week,neatly tucked away in the corner of your bedroom.

At first glance I thought it was a cleaning supply caddy, gaily decorated with a strip of pink fur and some groovy day-glo daisy stickers. As if that were not bad enough, further inspection revealed several bottles of pink and frosty nail polish, a giant emery board, and what I believe to be something to keep your toes spread eagle while you happily sip red wine and pretty up your feet. I'll give you kudos for that gadget,despite the pink color, as it was in the shape of little martini glasses. But really Stiffy, this is just too girly girl, even for you. Now go put that thing away in the back of your closet behind your yellow sun dress.

I am so buying you some motorcycle boots for you next birthday.

11 comments:

John G. said...

OMG I am ROLLIN' at "and what I believe to be something to keep your toes spread eagle"...too funny!

Let a gal pal get her pink on CJ, you meanie! LOL!

Old Crone said...

Oh too funny! Way to go Stiffy, come do my feet while you are at it!

IndigoSunMoon said...

hahahahaha!!! I love it! I think I'm going to make my own girlie girl basket!!!
Connie

SassyFemme said...

I'm thinking that's a great idea for organizing nail stuff!

CHEWY said...

hee-hee.
I want to know why you call her Stiffy.

Old Crone said...

Tag you are it!

Velvet Ginger said...

I thought it was a cleaning basket too! lol
Ya gotta dig those groovy hippy flowers!

Cristina said...

Ya know CJ, a girl has got to have her pink, even I have some pink (shhh itsa notso secret).

CJ said...

John I am LMAO at your comment. I know, I should be nicer. I love Stiffy!

I'm first in line OC. And then I will send Stiffy over to your place.

If you do Connie, you have to post it somewhere. Do you have a link for a blog? I could not find one.

Ok Sassy, I admit it is kind of cute and a good way to organize things. I wonder what I could use it for? Not polish, that's for sure.

Well Chewy, her full nick-name is Stiffy One-Two. One-Two is for the size of her pants. Stiffy is for the way she used to act stiff around all her new found lesbian friends. She has come around though and even hugs us back!

Those flowers do stand out don't they Rubye Jean. They complete the look.

I'm ok with a little pink Cristina, as long as there is some white thrown in there too. And maybe some blue. Do you have a famous pink drink recipe you would like to share?

Cristina said...

How 'bout a cosmo w/ Chambord in place of TS or Cointreau

CJ said...

Sounds great Cristina!