Ladies, Start Your Engines

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Notes to self:

1) Get a tripod

2) Camera should point at my face, not my bottom

3) Wind is loud

4) Neighbors think I am talking to myself when filming alone - not good

Comments

Mon said…
How cool is that? I'm so jealous, I can't get on mine for another week. Do you ever ride it to work?
April 21, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Cristina said…
I have to wait till next Spring to get myself a toy like that but it is going to be worth the wait.
April 21, 2008 at 10:48 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
I used to ride to work OC when I lived in Boston. Where I live now is too far away from work to ride in. Riding is better here- much less traffic. Hope you can get on that ATV soon.
April 22, 2008 at 5:31 AM
Martini Cartwheels said…
It will be worth the wait Cristina. It's a lot of fun and a nice way to meet new people. Plus you would look good in chaps :).
April 22, 2008 at 5:33 AM
Cristina said…
Don't think the bike will make my butt look big, but I am sure those chaps will.
April 22, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Anonymous said…
Nice butt! Like me... you need a higher tripod. LOL!
April 22, 2008 at 3:20 PM
Anonymous said…
From HN & BN - You are too cute!
April 22, 2008 at 7:42 PM
Rita said…
How fun! I have always been curious about motorcycles. Perhaps one day I will take a few lessons and buy one myself.....just for fun. It will drive Lyn crazy but it will be fun! LOL
April 22, 2008 at 8:21 PM
Lesbianlife said…
Nice bike! I keep thinking I will get on one someday... I liked the clip. Hot!
April 22, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Velvet Ginger said…
It looks just fine to me!
Cute clip there! The sound effects were the best!
April 23, 2008 at 8:31 PM
Anonymous said…
When do we ride? Mrs. Moto and I are ready!!
April 23, 2008 at 8:33 PM
Anonymous said…
very nice...a good way to explore and meet people...hint go to ace hardware and you can get a little solar battery charger that trickles the battery all the time
April 23, 2008 at 9:30 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
Hey thanks Chewy (blush).

HN and BN - I think you two should get some bikes so we can all go for a ride.

Hey Rita - they are a lot of fun. Maybe you could covince Lyn to hop on the back :).

I didn't try riding till my mid-30's LesLife. Took a break for a few years and started up again. Maine must have some beautiful places to ride.
April 23, 2008 at 10:27 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
Thanks Rubye Jean! Next time I will try to shoot higher.

Mr. Moto - I will be ready on May 5th. Are you two taking that day off?

Hey Robert - Thanks for the tip. I didn't know they made solar battery chargers.
April 23, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Anonymous said…
No, Mrs. Moto is working but I have the day off!! If we are not too wiped from the cruise, I would love to ride with y'all. Maybe Maine and get some lobsta' it's only a few hundred miles!
April 24, 2008 at 5:07 PM
Anonymous said…
Ooh! I want one. That looks like a lot of fun. The bike is nice, too. (Just kidding. I couldn't help myself :o)
April 25, 2008 at 9:53 PM
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