In The Dark

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Still no power, heat, or running water since this past Saturday. The latest update from the power company says we should have service Friday at midnight.

We've eaten most of the junk food in the house. We have even finished off the light beer (oh the horror of it all!)

I am on vacation this week which saves my coworkers from having to look at my bed head. Pretty.

Signing off for now,
Stinky McSmelly
aka CJ





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