Birthdays Can Be A Real Bummer

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT LAST MARTINI,
SO WE STUCK A FLOWER UP YOUR BUM





Comments

Taradharma said…
oh, the shame of it!
May 31, 2010 at 12:05 PM
C.I.W. said…
BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 31, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Anonymous said…
Happy Birthday!
June 2, 2010 at 8:02 AM
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