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i really wished you would have let us see her climb from the roof to the ladder!
roofs scare me!
And the reason for her going up there in the first place was what? to clean the gutters?
I always make sure I get ladders that are short enough to keep me out of trouble.
I hope the view was worth it. (giggle)
I can't believe those gloves melted. (eeek)!
Correct Chewy - no trees and nothing in the gutters. But she apparently had the urge to check anyway. She reminded me of a cat stuck in a tree.
Hey Shrinky! Well, I told her I hid a 12 pack of Sam Adams on the roof and up she went. Seriously, I think she just wanted to go up there and flash the neighbor. Which she almost did when her shorts got stuck on the gutter thingy.
Hope those hands are better today.
Shawn