A Re-Post: Why I Like Motorcycles Better Than Men

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Since motorcycle season is upon us, I am re-running the second post I ever did with some slight revisions.

Why I like Motorcycles Better Than Men
  1. Because a girl sitting on a bike is hotter than a girl sitting on a guy.

  2. Because even though my bike has nice pipes, I don't have to touch them.

  3. Because I can lock my bike in the garage when I am done with it for the day.

  4. Because the only rubber I am interested in is the one on my tires.

  5. Because I can ride it for hours without it getting tired.
    6.    
  6. Because none of the studs act like an ass.
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  7. Because when I outgrow it, I can trade it in for a bigger one.
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  8. Because it doesn't make any noise unless I tell it to.

  9. Because it doesn't like, need, or have a lot of gas in it.

  10. Because it's just as happy to see me in a t-shirt as it is to see me in leather.

Comments

Solo said…
Dude, you have my heart!! Is that a Victory or a Valkerie? Really beautiful.
April 1, 2009 at 9:44 PM
A. said…
I think you should do more of these!

Allison
April 1, 2009 at 10:45 PM
lesbo said…
love this post!
you are amazing!
and what a beautiful bike :)
April 1, 2009 at 11:23 PM
Mon said…
Hot Hot Hot! Gotta love a bike.
April 2, 2009 at 12:35 AM
Anonymous said…
Vvvvvvvvroooooom!
April 2, 2009 at 7:54 AM
M said…
Really nice bike! My girlfriend has been trying to convince me that she needs one. (I'll probably give in...)
April 2, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Anonymous said…
whoa baby, that's red hot! Nice ride!
April 3, 2009 at 12:05 AM
Anonymous said…
Ah, I forgot that it 'tis bike season for those who partake! Very funny. Wishing you many glorious sunny weekend days.
April 3, 2009 at 1:58 PM
McMeaty said…
When are you getting your Road King?
April 3, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
Thanks MLC! It matches your tat!

Thank you Solo! It's a V-Star 650 Custom. What are you riding these days?

Hey A! I like make up these silly lists. Maybe you shouldn't be encouraging me :).

What a sweet comment Lesbo! Thank you very much. I appreciate the nice words.

Hey OC - Ready for a Harley?

Hi Chewy- vroom vroom all the way home!

Thank you Mav! I think you gf needs one too. They are a lot of fun. Besides, then you get to ride on the back (or get a matching one).

Hope I wasn't too fresh here Ms. Creek.

Thanks Jude! I don't own many red toys but I was really drawn to that bike.

Thank you TwoLadies! I'm waiting for the street cleaner to come around and get rid of some of this sand first. I hope to get out there soon!

Hi McMeaty! Sorry about the title of this post. You know I like you better than I like my bike! A Road King would be cool except I'm not sure I could hold the sucker up. Heard your brother might be selling?
April 4, 2009 at 9:35 AM
FAPORT International said…
Cool bike!! i like it:-)
July 1, 2009 at 1:18 AM
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