A Re-Post: Why I Like Motorcycles Better Than Men
Since motorcycle season is upon us, I am re-running the second post I ever did with some slight revisions.
Why I like Motorcycles Better Than Men
- Because a girl sitting on a bike is hotter than a girl sitting on a guy.
- Because even though my bike has nice pipes, I don't have to touch them.
- Because I can lock my bike in the garage when I am done with it for the day.
- Because the only rubber I am interested in is the one on my tires.
- Because I can ride it for hours without it getting tired.
- Because none of the studs act like an ass.
- Because when I outgrow it, I can trade it in for a bigger one.
- Because it doesn't make any noise unless I tell it to.
- Because it doesn't like, need, or have a lot of gas in it.
- Because it's just as happy to see me in a t-shirt as it is to see me in leather.