Salsa Shark I'm going on vacation in a few weeks to some place warm. Thought it might be a good idea today to try on my shorts. All of them, except for four pairs, somehow shrunk in my drawer over the winter. So off to the mall I went. I picked up a few pairs of shorts, along with a big new suitcase. Can somebody please tell me when a suitcase started costing between $200 and $350? Who needs ballistic nylon encasing their bathing suit and suntan lotion? Apparently a lot of folks do because the suitcases I saw could withstand any sort of attack, foreign or domestic. Nice to know if, God forbid, the plane goes down, my underwear will remain intact inside my Samsonite. I better be careful what I pack. Somethings are better not found. I finished off my evening with dinner at a Mexican restaurant. That's when the Salsa Shark appeared. If only I had handy my new suitcase that doubles as a shark cage. Oh well, maybe I can try that feature while on vacation.
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Poor CJ. Do you want me to get you an ice pack for your hand?
Soak it in Witch Hazel to prevent too much soreness, ok, Rocky??
Until your hand gets better, try head-butting the ol' bag.
Knock some sense into that girl!
fyi- if punching the bag is going to be a regular event for you, i suggest a barrel full of uncooked kidney beans. toughen up your skin. seriously.
Hey Frank - Thank you for stopping by. Regarding the uncooked kidney beans - do I eat them or soak my hands in them?
Hey Stacy - thank you for visiting. Feeling much better now and ready for a few more rounds!