You know what's a pain in the ass? Shredding bills and bank statements. It's time consuming, it's messy, and one box of paper creates three trash bags full of 1.5 inch X .3 inch paper strips. I want my bills to now be sent on cheese. That way when I shred them, I can at least at do something with the by-product. Put it on a sandwich, throw it on some pasta, toss it on top of some corn chips - all of which is better than trying to shove 20 pounds of paper into a trash bag meant to hold no more than 10 pounds. Great nachos CJ! Why thank you. That's my electric bill you are eating. I shred everything. Cable bill? Shred that bad boy. Don't need anyone seeing what extras I rented (don't judge!). Phone bills? What if someone finds my itemized statement and starts crank calling my relatives? Shred it too! Retirement statements? No one has to know I need to work for another 70 years. Shred, shred, shred! Amazon receipts? Ohhhh no. None of your bees wax. Yes, I
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Poor CJ. Do you want me to get you an ice pack for your hand?
Soak it in Witch Hazel to prevent too much soreness, ok, Rocky??
Until your hand gets better, try head-butting the ol' bag.
Knock some sense into that girl!
fyi- if punching the bag is going to be a regular event for you, i suggest a barrel full of uncooked kidney beans. toughen up your skin. seriously.
Hey Frank - Thank you for stopping by. Regarding the uncooked kidney beans - do I eat them or soak my hands in them?
Hey Stacy - thank you for visiting. Feeling much better now and ready for a few more rounds!