Here's an interesting texting typo I created last week: And if airline seats get any smaller, I can see this being an actual problem. Can you imagine? I'm sorry ma'am, but there is no way both of you can seat in one seat. You will have to purchase an additional ticket for "her". What would happen then? Would she want the window or middle seat? That's assuming she would even want to sit next to me. I mean, we are together 24/7 so she may want a little alone time, out in the open air, where she is free of any restraint. And what if she is chatty, flapping her lips the whole time? I'm not a big talker when I travel, preferring instead to bury my head in a magazine so I can take my mind off the flight and enjoy my Ativan. I imagine the conversation going as such: She: I hate that bike seat at spin class. You have no idea what it's like. Me: Spin class is only 50 minutes. You can handle it. I bought you padded shorts. Those weren't
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Poor CJ. Do you want me to get you an ice pack for your hand?
Soak it in Witch Hazel to prevent too much soreness, ok, Rocky??
Until your hand gets better, try head-butting the ol' bag.
Knock some sense into that girl!
fyi- if punching the bag is going to be a regular event for you, i suggest a barrel full of uncooked kidney beans. toughen up your skin. seriously.
Hey Frank - Thank you for stopping by. Regarding the uncooked kidney beans - do I eat them or soak my hands in them?
Hey Stacy - thank you for visiting. Feeling much better now and ready for a few more rounds!