Cierra: Should I bite her in the ass or do you want to?
Coco: I only have five teeth left. It may make a bigger impression if you do it.
Cierra: Ok, you distract her by peeing on the rug. When she bends over to clean it, I'll get her.
Coco: Will she ever stop thinking this is funny?
Cierra: I doubt it. She's warped. Ever read her blog?
Coco: I used to, but it kind of sucks.
Cierra: Yeah, that post yesterday about the tea was so lame. Borrrring. Wonder what she'll write about today. Probably some stupid joke like what's green and Irish and sits in your backyard on St. Patrick's Day? Paddy O'Furniture.
Coco: That's just stupid.