You know what's a pain in the ass? Shredding bills and bank statements. It's time consuming, it's messy, and one box of paper creates three trash bags full of 1.5 inch X .3 inch paper strips. I want my bills to now be sent on cheese. That way when I shred them, I can at least at do something with the by-product. Put it on a sandwich, throw it on some pasta, toss it on top of some corn chips - all of which is better than trying to shove 20 pounds of paper into a trash bag meant to hold no more than 10 pounds. Great nachos CJ! Why thank you. That's my electric bill you are eating. I shred everything. Cable bill? Shred that bad boy. Don't need anyone seeing what extras I rented (don't judge!). Phone bills? What if someone finds my itemized statement and starts crank calling my relatives? Shred it too! Retirement statements? No one has to know I need to work for another 70 years. Shred, shred, shred! Amazon receipts? Ohhhh no. None of your bees wax. Yes, I
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how in heaven's name did stiffy manage to say all that and not be snort laughing? there's no way i could've carried it off with such aplomb.
Hi Blondie. (where ever you are)
You know what McMeaty - you're right.
Hey Dykewife - Stiffy used an audio file. Although I wish she had recorded it. It would have been great in her Boston accent.
Glad you enjoyed this Hahn. Everyone could use a little laugh in the morning.
Hi Rubye Jean - I had to listen a couple of times myself. She sent me some other things but there is no way I can post them.
Hey Ms Creek! I just love a good laugh. This one almost made me cry.
I just love the voice on this one Cristina. She just sounds so professional.
Hello Chewy! Yes, the condom comment is a nice finishing touch on this one.