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how in heaven's name did stiffy manage to say all that and not be snort laughing? there's no way i could've carried it off with such aplomb.
Hi Blondie. (where ever you are)
You know what McMeaty - you're right.
Hey Dykewife - Stiffy used an audio file. Although I wish she had recorded it. It would have been great in her Boston accent.
Glad you enjoyed this Hahn. Everyone could use a little laugh in the morning.
Hi Rubye Jean - I had to listen a couple of times myself. She sent me some other things but there is no way I can post them.
Hey Ms Creek! I just love a good laugh. This one almost made me cry.
I just love the voice on this one Cristina. She just sounds so professional.
Hello Chewy! Yes, the condom comment is a nice finishing touch on this one.