Here's an interesting texting typo I created last week: And if airline seats get any smaller, I can see this being an actual problem. Can you imagine? I'm sorry ma'am, but there is no way both of you can seat in one seat. You will have to purchase an additional ticket for "her". What would happen then? Would she want the window or middle seat? That's assuming she would even want to sit next to me. I mean, we are together 24/7 so she may want a little alone time, out in the open air, where she is free of any restraint. And what if she is chatty, flapping her lips the whole time? I'm not a big talker when I travel, preferring instead to bury my head in a magazine so I can take my mind off the flight and enjoy my Ativan. I imagine the conversation going as such: She: I hate that bike seat at spin class. You have no idea what it's like. Me: Spin class is only 50 minutes. You can handle it. I bought you padded shorts. Those weren't
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how in heaven's name did stiffy manage to say all that and not be snort laughing? there's no way i could've carried it off with such aplomb.
Hi Blondie. (where ever you are)
You know what McMeaty - you're right.
Hey Dykewife - Stiffy used an audio file. Although I wish she had recorded it. It would have been great in her Boston accent.
Glad you enjoyed this Hahn. Everyone could use a little laugh in the morning.
Hi Rubye Jean - I had to listen a couple of times myself. She sent me some other things but there is no way I can post them.
Hey Ms Creek! I just love a good laugh. This one almost made me cry.
I just love the voice on this one Cristina. She just sounds so professional.
Hello Chewy! Yes, the condom comment is a nice finishing touch on this one.