Stiffy Strikes Again
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Chia Head
Chia seeds. My latest health kick, along with aloe vera juice. Have you had aloe vera juice? Not the flavored aloe drinks but the actual juice? It tastes like a combination of b.o. and gasoline. Needless to say, I only managed to drink a few ounces of the stuff. Blondie has been holding her nose and gulping it down. Back to the chia. It has lots of fiber, protein and omega 3 and it tastes pretty good. I throw it on oatmeal, yogurt, or add it to juice. The fun with the chia is that those black little seeds find places to hide out in your teeth for hours. After lunch, I go to the women's room for a smile check. Then a couple of hours later, while you are in a meeting, one little seed that has been hiding behind your 3rd molar decides to come front and center. Hit the bathroom before driving home and you realize you had a lovely black thing or two stuck in your choppers for the last half hour while presenting your point to group of colleagues. Now I understand why they make wh
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how in heaven's name did stiffy manage to say all that and not be snort laughing? there's no way i could've carried it off with such aplomb.
Hi Blondie. (where ever you are)
You know what McMeaty - you're right.
Hey Dykewife - Stiffy used an audio file. Although I wish she had recorded it. It would have been great in her Boston accent.
Glad you enjoyed this Hahn. Everyone could use a little laugh in the morning.
Hi Rubye Jean - I had to listen a couple of times myself. She sent me some other things but there is no way I can post them.
Hey Ms Creek! I just love a good laugh. This one almost made me cry.
I just love the voice on this one Cristina. She just sounds so professional.
Hello Chewy! Yes, the condom comment is a nice finishing touch on this one.