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Cute joke Cj!!!
More like... LAME-O (hee-hee)
Happy Pumpkin Day!
Hey Chewy - At least I didn't mention anything about crystal balls. Oh wait a minute, that was the fortune teller's husband.
Thanks Tina. Hope you get lots of treats today!
Thanks Lori! The girlz were getting ready for Halloween with their scary little neck dresses.
Thank you OC! If you were closer I would love to have you as a babysitter for the girlz.
LOL Rubye Jean - Going to be a good girl tonight. Nothing too crazy.
Glad you liked this Ms. Creek. It's a little goofy but the only Halloween joke I can remember.
Hey Lyn - Still waiting for a big bag of candy from the Great Pumpkin. Maybe the girlz scared him away.
Hi Dykewife - Happy Halloween!