A Halloween Riddle

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Why couldn't the witch have any babies?




Because her husband had a Halloweenie!




HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Comments

Velvet Ginger said…
oh my!!!!!!!!!!111 LMAO...yes that could be a problem...was it like the mushroom one you had growing on your deck?
Cute joke Cj!!!
October 31, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Anonymous said…
hahahaha
More like... LAME-O (hee-hee)

Happy Pumpkin Day!
October 31, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Landlady of Fat said…
lol -- that's cute. lol
October 31, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Martini Cartwheels said…
LOL Rubye Jean! I'm guessing it was like that mushroom. Aggh, what a thought.

Hey Chewy - At least I didn't mention anything about crystal balls. Oh wait a minute, that was the fortune teller's husband.

Thanks Tina. Hope you get lots of treats today!
October 31, 2008 at 2:37 PM
Marty said…
I thought that the answer was "Crystal Balls?"
October 31, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Mon said…
Oh that's too funny! Those puppies of yours are too cute, can I have one?
October 31, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Velvet Ginger said…
Are you going "trick-or-drinking" tonight hon???
October 31, 2008 at 7:24 PM
Anonymous said…
hope the great pumpkin was good to you all!
October 31, 2008 at 11:54 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
Hi Marty! Thanks for the visit. Yes, crystal balls works too, lol.

Thanks Lori! The girlz were getting ready for Halloween with their scary little neck dresses.

Thank you OC! If you were closer I would love to have you as a babysitter for the girlz.

LOL Rubye Jean - Going to be a good girl tonight. Nothing too crazy.

Glad you liked this Ms. Creek. It's a little goofy but the only Halloween joke I can remember.

Hey Lyn - Still waiting for a big bag of candy from the Great Pumpkin. Maybe the girlz scared him away.

Hi Dykewife - Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2008 at 2:09 PM
Anonymous said…
Awww... Your pooches are adorable. I can't imagine trying to get mine to sit for a picture like that.
November 2, 2008 at 4:54 PM
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