Stiffy Strikes Again

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Mon said…
OMG, that is too freaking funny! That need to go on Youtube...
October 5, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Mon said…
Oh, and how did you get it off your voicemail and on here?
October 5, 2008 at 12:16 PM
McMeaty said…
I bet you would rather have that message than one left by someone pretending to be from your doctor's office letting you know you're pregnancy test came back postive....and you're having twins.
October 5, 2008 at 12:21 PM
dykewife said…
i played it for me and nearly peed my pants. having had that experience i had to share it with bran who also found it very amusing.

how in heaven's name did stiffy manage to say all that and not be snort laughing? there's no way i could've carried it off with such aplomb.
October 6, 2008 at 1:04 AM
Me. Here. Right now. said…
Hah! First read of the morning. Excellent.
October 6, 2008 at 9:43 AM
Velvet Ginger said…
Geeeez..............I had to listen to it a couple of times...funny funny stuff...what would you do without friends huh?
October 6, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Ellie Creek Ellis said…
now that was a GOOD laugh!
October 6, 2008 at 10:15 PM
Cristina said…
That was great, though I would have never been able to pull it off without laughing so hard and doubling over frome laughing so hard
October 7, 2008 at 2:12 PM
Anonymous said…
extra small condoms! Bwa-hahahahahaha


Hi Blondie. (where ever you are)
October 8, 2008 at 1:17 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
Hey OC - Stiffy sent this as a audio file to my phone. I really laughed mao.

You know what McMeaty - you're right.

Hey Dykewife - Stiffy used an audio file. Although I wish she had recorded it. It would have been great in her Boston accent.

Glad you enjoyed this Hahn. Everyone could use a little laugh in the morning.

Hi Rubye Jean - I had to listen a couple of times myself. She sent me some other things but there is no way I can post them.

Hey Ms Creek! I just love a good laugh. This one almost made me cry.

I just love the voice on this one Cristina. She just sounds so professional.

Hello Chewy! Yes, the condom comment is a nice finishing touch on this one.
October 10, 2008 at 4:17 PM
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