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Embarrassing Work Moment # 94
I peed on my pants leg today at work. I'm a squatter. I know sitting on a public toilet will probably not bring me irreparable harm, but it just skeeves me to no end. Hovering can be tricky business however - one rogue stream as I had today and you've got yourself a pair of pee pee pants. Luckily this happened at the end of the day. It did prolong my day however, as I wanted to sit at my desk for a bit, hoping the spot would fade prior to my leaving the building. And, as it turns out, it was a particularly crowded day on the campus, with students moving in for the fall semester. Hopefully no one noticed as I quickly walked behind the buildings to the parking lot, glancing behind and down as I walked to make sure the offending spot was not standing out too much. Maybe I should keep a spare pair of pants in my office from now on.
What's A Girl To Do About Packing?
Salsa Shark I'm going on vacation in a few weeks to some place warm. Thought it might be a good idea today to try on my shorts. All of them, except for four pairs, somehow shrunk in my drawer over the winter. So off to the mall I went. I picked up a few pairs of shorts, along with a big new suitcase. Can somebody please tell me when a suitcase started costing between $200 and $350? Who needs ballistic nylon encasing their bathing suit and suntan lotion? Apparently a lot of folks do because the suitcases I saw could withstand any sort of attack, foreign or domestic. Nice to know if, God forbid, the plane goes down, my underwear will remain intact inside my Samsonite. I better be careful what I pack. Somethings are better not found. I finished off my evening with dinner at a Mexican restaurant. That's when the Salsa Shark appeared. If only I had handy my new suitcase that doubles as a shark cage. Oh well, maybe I can try that feature while on vacation.
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how in heaven's name did stiffy manage to say all that and not be snort laughing? there's no way i could've carried it off with such aplomb.
Hi Blondie. (where ever you are)
You know what McMeaty - you're right.
Hey Dykewife - Stiffy used an audio file. Although I wish she had recorded it. It would have been great in her Boston accent.
Glad you enjoyed this Hahn. Everyone could use a little laugh in the morning.
Hi Rubye Jean - I had to listen a couple of times myself. She sent me some other things but there is no way I can post them.
Hey Ms Creek! I just love a good laugh. This one almost made me cry.
I just love the voice on this one Cristina. She just sounds so professional.
Hello Chewy! Yes, the condom comment is a nice finishing touch on this one.