Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The Ear Lock

CJ's Brain: Oh no, here they come again. Can't they understand that one of the reasons I get to work early is because I actually have things I need to get done by 8:00 AM.

Co-Worker: "Good Morning. How we doing today?" (Co-worker now pulls up chair beside my desk)

CJ's Brain: S*$t. Maybe if I just keep on typing they will get the clue.

Co-Worker: "Are you all set for Christmas? What are your holiday plans?"

CJ: "Oh you know, just the usually family thing. What about you?"

CJ's Brain: Big dummy! Never ask them questions. Now you're screwed. Here comes the ear lock.

Co-Worker: "Well my daughter who lives in Florida is coming up with the grandkids. You know we haven't see them in over six months. It' tough with her husband's new job for them to get away much. "

CJ's Brain: Do I have a hair appointment this weekend? Is there a 10:00 meeting today?

Co-Worker: "They'll get here sometime on Friday. We'll pick them up from the airport and then maybe head out to dinner. Saturday we'll just take it easy. Then on Sunday we have our annual cookie bake which will be great this year now that the grandkids are old enough to participate. Monday is Christmas Eve of course so we'll be yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda...

CJ's Brain: Please stop talking. Please oh please oh please stop. Are my ears bleeding yet?

2 comments:

Cristina said...

Very Funny Stuff

CJ said...

Thanks Cristina. I really do like the folks I work with. This doesn't happen too often thank goodness.