Stiffy's Catch Phrase

My friend Stiffy works in an out patient department at one of the major hospitals in the Boston area. The other day, one of the patients asked her if she would be interested in working here:

As her friend, I feel it is my obligation to help her design a catch phrase for her new business card if she decides to pursue this endeavor.

"When you need it in a jiffy, be sure to call on Stiffy"

"She's Stiffy even when you aren't"

"For a good Stiffy in Boston, call this number"

"Interested in a straight but not narrow Stiffy?"

"Free MRI with every out call"

Any and all suggestions welcome.


Taradharma said…
I got yer Stiffy, right HERE....

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