I was in the garage getting some clothes ready to donate to charity when I spied this little critter walking around behind me. Being the big brave girl that I am, I ran into the house faster than you can say stinky pants.
- Skunks smell even when they are not in the act of spraying. This creature, although cute, smells nasty.
- Skunks cannot be lured out of your garage with bananas. That apparently only works for monkeys.
- Paper towels soaked with ammonia and lobbed at a skunk's head do not phase the skunk.
- Banging a spoon on a pan serves no other function than to wake your neighbors. It will not make the skunk get up and march out the door.