Friday, December 4, 2009

Irene Quote Of The Day Friday December 4, 2009

A continuing series of conversations with my 84 year old Mother.

On the phone, while I was driving home from work, my Mother explained to me what she would do if Tiger were her husband:

"I'd say come on honey, let's go to bed. Then I would take a match to his balls and put a cigarette lighter up his rear. That would curb his urge for a while because he would have a burned rear and burned balls."

Lovely.

9 comments:

Ang said...

You go girl...LOL

Anonymous said...

I did that to KN. It doesn't last long enough .....

Jude said...

Although, if your Mom was married to Tiger I don't think even the thought of cheating would have entered his nuts, I mean head.

C.I.W. said...

Omg. I just peed myself.

I love your mother.

SquirtyB said...

OMG. That would certainly teach him a lesson! I feel like I should give your mother a high five.

lesbo said...

she is brilliant!
haha. oh man, i might have peed my pants laughing at this.

CJ said...

Well now! I guess she just solved the problem! That is hilarious!

chewy said...

My Dad said, "Even though he's had all these mistresses... I still like Tiger."

Shannon said...

there's a guy with a twitter feed and facebook page called "sh** my dad says" who just got a book deal. it's hilarious!

you could probably do the same with Irene's words of wisdom!