Irene Quote Of The Day Friday December 4, 2009
A continuing series of conversations with my 84 year old Mother.
On the phone, while I was driving home from work, my Mother explained to me what she would do if Tiger were her husband:
"I'd say come on honey, let's go to bed. Then I would take a match to his balls and put a cigarette lighter up his rear. That would curb his urge for a while because he would have a burned rear and burned balls."